Monday, June 05, 2006

What's in a Name? (part 2)

I pity the children of celebrities. For with all of her weath and privelege, Shiloh Pitt will STILL be "Pile-O-Shit" to her uppity classmates. The booger-eater doesn't fall far from the tree.

24 Comments:

Blogger Revenge Ho said...

Or they'll call her Hairy Pitt, Stinky Pitt, etc. Just the name Pitt is fucked up. Although Brad is one of the hottest men I've ever seen, his name is still Pitt.

6:10 PM  
Blogger Serra said...

Bet they put her in school under an assumed name tho.

6:49 PM  
Blogger patti_cake said...

BWAAA HAAA HAAAA that is too funny Poor little Pitt

8:41 AM  
Blogger Pisser said...

Hahahahahahahh!

Lucky little compost heap-!

6:02 PM  
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

BAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

6:24 PM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

Amen, sister!

10:46 PM  
Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

I'm waiting for some self-important suckass celeb to just one up everyone and name their spawn GOD.

11:19 PM  
Blogger Cheetarah1980 said...

Shiloh is still a thousand times better than Pilot Inspektor. I want to beat that child's parents with a blunt object for that shit. Might as well name their next girl Jawackateemah.

10:12 PM  
Blogger espresso bean said...

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10:11 AM  
Blogger espresso bean said...

Either this happens, yes, or a slightly polar opposite effect I've seen... "Shiloh" will suddenly become regarded as a beautiful name fit for a lovely princess, rather than the current meanings of the word in our society, such as a type of shepherd dog. People are so weird. Eventually, this trend will come full circle and the celebs will be fighting to be the first one to use Jane or Mary. I do think poor Suri has it the worst. Every time I think of that name I think it sounds too much like slurry, and being a formal civil engineer, I'm overcome with the memory of the distinctive smell of a sewerage plant. Poor baby girl.

10:12 AM  
Blogger Laurie said...

LOL!!!! OMG, it didn't dawn on me what her name sounded like 'till I said it out loud!

8:05 AM  
Blogger snaps79 said...

Piloh Shitt. That's hilarious. I can't find your email addy for some reason, so I'm just going to thank you HERE, for the Gimpy Jessa you sent! That's HILARIOUS! She'll be hanging up year round. THANK YOU for the time and creativity you put into that. You're a comedian.

11:46 AM  
Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Ok...
Do you know how loud I just laughed at your crazy ass.
Right here up in my cubicle.
You crazy fool.

3:44 PM  
Blogger Big Mama said...

You are a total genius! LOL!!! I love the way you think!

3:36 PM  
Blogger straight sambucca said...

it reminds me of a seinfeld epsiode where george declared he was going to name his kid "seven" then one of his friends stole the idea. it's like "lets think of the most tripped out name we can so we seem really cool and different". i have one word for you brange: CONTRIVED.

8:26 PM  
Blogger Pissy Britches said...

This still makes me piss myself everytime I read it.

8:53 PM  
Blogger CP said...

PILOH SHIT???? *LMAO*

10:15 PM  
Blogger The Doggy Did It said...

Pile o shit never occured to me, I love it!!

5:39 PM  
Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Ok biatch.
Give me a post up in dis shit.

8:31 PM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

Yep! I got made fun of for my name constantly! Kids are mean! She'll probably be in a private school with all the other celebrity kids with weird names.

7:26 AM  
Blogger Samantha said...

I just found your blog and this entry is making me want more! I still think the Beckham kids are going to have a reeeal rough time at school, unless it's daddy taking em :)

1:46 PM  
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

All this time later and it's still poopie jokes with you, eh?

9:59 PM  
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