Does That Thing Have a Hemi?
While driving home from White Castle this evening with Schmancer, the conversation went something like this:
Me (Driving the speed limit in a well-patrolled area): Man, that Dodge truck is riding my ass. I bet he is gonna fly past us in a sec.
Schmancer: Yeah, here he comes. Watch, now he's gonna weave around that car next to us.
About 60 seconds later, we see him stopped 2 lanes over sitting at a red light. Schmancer & I look at each other & laugh.
Me: Looks like he wasted a shitload of gas racing to a red light.
Schmancer (laughing): I guess that makes us Karmatologists.
We honked & waved at him as we passed. I am SUCH an asshole, and I am teaching my children well. Hehehe
:)
Me (Driving the speed limit in a well-patrolled area): Man, that Dodge truck is riding my ass. I bet he is gonna fly past us in a sec.
Schmancer: Yeah, here he comes. Watch, now he's gonna weave around that car next to us.
About 60 seconds later, we see him stopped 2 lanes over sitting at a red light. Schmancer & I look at each other & laugh.
Me: Looks like he wasted a shitload of gas racing to a red light.
Schmancer (laughing): I guess that makes us Karmatologists.
We honked & waved at him as we passed. I am SUCH an asshole, and I am teaching my children well. Hehehe
:)
posted by Michele in Michigan at 7:27 PM
5 Comments:
(From the Schmancer Dictionary)
Karmatology- The religion for people who believe in revenge but don't want to waste their time with Scientology or Kabalah.
-Schmancer
It's a lesson we all need to learn, that not everyone is a courteous driver. You waving, that can be construed as a friendly gesture... provided of course, that all of your fingers were extended:)
Hear! Hear! For teaching our children to be assholes! I have an 18 month old-in-training
Hey. Like the Crosby, Stills and Nash song says.... "Teach your children well!" I have one that has graduated and one in training.
That's what kids are for...when mine was 3, he ask about the woods and what they were, as we were driving past. I told him, that's where they keep dead people, to which he wanted to know, who killed em? I was all, a serial killer. Yeah, he pondered that for awhile and didn't eat cereal for about a month.....
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