Trine to Compeet Wif Mah Frens
I wish I had a pet that would allow me to dress it up and then photograph it for all the world to see. But I don't. My cats are bitches like that. Come to think of it, so are my kids. They outgrew me long ago. Heh.
So, I offer you the next best thing:
Look, ma! I'ma wanna be a pink poodle for Halloween!!
This is what happens when you let me loose in the costume aisle of Meijer while dorm-stuff shopping for Deetsie. The only one brave enough to stick around and photograph the evidence was Schmancer. Deetsie and her BF scattered. Sorry for the shitty-ass quality, but it's from my camera phone (the very same one which shall be used to immortalize the evil Larchetta).
Wait until I start posting the "dress up" pics I have of dem keets o mine.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S. I think I can give Jessa a run for her money, don't you?
11 Comments:
You are so much fun. I'm glad I discovered your blog! I am one of the sick individuals who likes to dress up their pet. We had a basset hound that was the most patient, accomodating soul imaginable. Our Yorkipoo, eh, not so accomodating or patient but he's only 5 lbs so I can bully him ;)
You crazy HAB.
WTF if wrong with anyone who would mix a poodle with ANYTHING.
LOOK, MA, I'S A PANK MALTI-POO!
Does the world really need more poodle-? No.
Christ on a cracker-woman, you's one crazy-assed honky :)
You've completely gone out of your rabbit-assed mind, Michele.
I like that in a person.
LOVE IT!!!
Hey I see you got your teef fixed!
You know? You TOTALLY stole those pictures of Schmancer in those dresses from me! You said that I would humiliate him with them and now YOU"RE going to use them. I see how you are!
- Deetsie!
I am so going to be a regular reader of your blog now that i found it. You are too funny!
I think you make a great poodle! :)
Okay, THAT was hysterical. I splooged on my keyboard, a bodily function I usually reserve for the nights my husband is home.
Damn you. I've committed splooge adultery.
CP.
patti_cake--welcome! And carry on with the Bassett torture hehehe
snaps--you KNOW this one was for YOU!!! lolol
pissy britches--hehehe
cassarass--their costume selection contained MUCH suckage. That's why I had to resort to a baby's costume lol
serendipity--too bad you missed us at that store hehehe.
pisser--I IS one crazy-assed honky lolol
serra--that would be "poodle-assed mind" hehehe
maven--I somehow knew you would, my warped friend! And I did fix mah teef :)
anne--Deetsie TOTALLY abandoned my ass LOL
Deetsie--baby, don't worry! I have saved Schmancer's humiliation pics for your use. But you have NO control over the pics I took of YOU as a little one BWAHAHAHAHA. Send chocolate & we'll talk...
lazymama--welcome! I think my next pictures should involve the use of a helmet hehehe
cp--shhhhhh! I won't tell your husband if YOU don't ;)
Ok, I know it's been said, but that picture, SO AWESOME. :)
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