Thursday, April 13, 2006

A sweet tale, just in time for Easter

No, REALLY! My sarcastic ass is taking a brief hiatus from my assholity during this holy time. My twisted views and foul language shall return soon.

Deetsie was a sweet little one (yeah, Deets, I said WAS. Ok, she still is). Because of rain, I decided to hide the Easter eggs in our family room. Knowing how gross a lost egg would get within days, I made sure I counted them correctly and hid them easily.

Imagine my surprise when Deetsie started counting in her 2 year old voice and she surpassed the number of hidden eggs. I couldn't help but laugh when she remarked with delight, " The eeter bunny leff me twelb eggs anna GOFFBAW!"

She had found a bright orange golf ball under the couch in her quest for eggs. Guess I should have cleaned a bit better :D

Happy Eeter, Happy Pathover.

14 Comments:

Blogger Serra said...

BWAHAHAHA!

For a minute there I thought you were going to have to play Easter Egg Roulette when she found one from last year.

4:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So yea, was it just a coincidence that I found more golf balls the next 2 years?...I think not!

~ Deetsie

6:22 PM  
Blogger lazymama said...

OH! The memorys of our children as little people are priceless!!

7:09 PM  
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Awwww, Deetsie.

Michele, you are DAMN lucky to have such wonderful children. Schmancer and Deetsie RAWK.

7:36 PM  
Blogger Big Sexy Bitch said...

Always check under your couch before the movers show up. When they moved my sofa, they found 3 pairs of panties. 2 was mine and 1 was Kenny's. How embarassing was that?

8:48 PM  
Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

Have a happy easter Michelle!

11:37 PM  
Blogger Pisser said...

Golfball, hairball...I shudder to think of what she might find in my place o_O

I mostly hid Cranky's in the kitchen this year, because last year I put some in his sox & underwear drawers, which is where I discovered his vast collection of expired condoms.

WHAT IS HE SAVING THOSE FOR?!

2:38 PM  
Blogger patti_cake said...

Hahhaaaa! I love little kid stories.
I have been waiting on a new post from you Michelle and still waiting on Larchetta :) Hope y'all had a happy Easter

12:31 PM  
Blogger Cassarass said...

HAHAHAHAA!!! Merry Easter Eggs!

My nephew once took 3 eggs from the fridge and put them under the recliner, hoping to hatch them. My mother found the eggs later when she moved the reliner to vacuum, thank God in heaven that it had only been a couple of days. I laughed my ass off.

6:01 PM  
Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Well, I can see you are still crazy as ever. You HAB.
You crack my ASS up.
Happy Easter bunnies and whores.
:)

8:36 PM  
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Blogger Michele in Michigan said...

Serra--OMG, that woulda been so nasty LOL

Deetsie-- Shhhhhhh!

Lazymama--those memories are the best

Jege--thanks! I think they are great kids :)

Stupid girl--almost as bad as taking regular old photographs and realizing that your panties are strewn in the background. Not like that ever happened to ME lolol

Mavan--thank you!

Pisser--rofl ---expired condoms??? bwahahaha

Patti cake--thanks! I hope to FIND Larchetta again... :(

Cassarass--that coulda been SOME stink!! lol

pissy britches--I heart you, my HAB lol

anonymous--Hey! Fuck off, spammer! :D

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