A sweet tale, just in time for Easter
No, REALLY! My sarcastic ass is taking a brief hiatus from my assholity during this holy time. My twisted views and foul language shall return soon.
Deetsie was a sweet little one (yeah, Deets, I said WAS. Ok, she still is). Because of rain, I decided to hide the Easter eggs in our family room. Knowing how gross a lost egg would get within days, I made sure I counted them correctly and hid them easily.
Imagine my surprise when Deetsie started counting in her 2 year old voice and she surpassed the number of hidden eggs. I couldn't help but laugh when she remarked with delight, " The eeter bunny leff me twelb eggs anna GOFFBAW!"
She had found a bright orange golf ball under the couch in her quest for eggs. Guess I should have cleaned a bit better :D
Happy Eeter, Happy Pathover.
Deetsie was a sweet little one (yeah, Deets, I said WAS. Ok, she still is). Because of rain, I decided to hide the Easter eggs in our family room. Knowing how gross a lost egg would get within days, I made sure I counted them correctly and hid them easily.
Imagine my surprise when Deetsie started counting in her 2 year old voice and she surpassed the number of hidden eggs. I couldn't help but laugh when she remarked with delight, " The eeter bunny leff me twelb eggs anna GOFFBAW!"
She had found a bright orange golf ball under the couch in her quest for eggs. Guess I should have cleaned a bit better :D
Happy Eeter, Happy Pathover.
posted by Michele in Michigan at 4:00 PM
10 Comments:
BWAHAHAHA!
For a minute there I thought you were going to have to play Easter Egg Roulette when she found one from last year.
So yea, was it just a coincidence that I found more golf balls the next 2 years?...I think not!
~ Deetsie
OH! The memorys of our children as little people are priceless!!
Awwww, Deetsie.
Michele, you are DAMN lucky to have such wonderful children. Schmancer and Deetsie RAWK.
Always check under your couch before the movers show up. When they moved my sofa, they found 3 pairs of panties. 2 was mine and 1 was Kenny's. How embarassing was that?
Have a happy easter Michelle!
Golfball, hairball...I shudder to think of what she might find in my place o_O
I mostly hid Cranky's in the kitchen this year, because last year I put some in his sox & underwear drawers, which is where I discovered his vast collection of expired condoms.
WHAT IS HE SAVING THOSE FOR?!
Hahhaaaa! I love little kid stories.
I have been waiting on a new post from you Michelle and still waiting on Larchetta :) Hope y'all had a happy Easter
Well, I can see you are still crazy as ever. You HAB.
You crack my ASS up.
Happy Easter bunnies and whores.
:)
Serra--OMG, that woulda been so nasty LOL
Deetsie-- Shhhhhhh!
Lazymama--those memories are the best
Jege--thanks! I think they are great kids :)
Stupid girl--almost as bad as taking regular old photographs and realizing that your panties are strewn in the background. Not like that ever happened to ME lolol
Mavan--thank you!
Pisser--rofl ---expired condoms??? bwahahaha
Patti cake--thanks! I hope to FIND Larchetta again... :(
Cassarass--that coulda been SOME stink!! lol
pissy britches--I heart you, my HAB lol
anonymous--Hey! Fuck off, spammer! :D
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