Monday, March 24, 2008

Separated at Birth?

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick & his lover/partner in crime Christine Beatty

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Separated at Birth?

Kate Middleton and Lance Bass

Friday, October 13, 2006

Eiffel of Penis: A Fun New Game?

First, some background information: My poor 19 year old daughter caught a glimpse of my husband's naughty bits while he was sleeping. She'd walked into our bedroom, slowly, to see if his feet were covered (if his FEET are covered, it's a pretty safe bet that his schwaangas are covered, too). Not this time. Poor kid is scarred for life.

Fast forward about 2 weeks: The kids and I are trying to remove boxes from the master bedroom while my husband was sleeping.

My son, 13, started chuckling and whispered, "This is just like that game 'Don't Wake Daddy.'"

My daughter didn't miss a beat, replying, "Yeah, but in THAT game, you DON'T get an eyeful of PENIS!"

Needless to say, we hightailed it outta there so we wouldn't wake daddy hehehehehe

Friday, September 29, 2006

My Computer is SCREWED

I don't yet know what's wrong with it, but hope to have it fixed soon.

Guess I should use my "down" time to finish moving into our new house hehehe

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Gotta love craigslist :D is handy for picking up cheap/free stuff, but this belongs in a world of its own:

M w/ male voices in my head, seeking F counterpart w/ female voices - m4w

25 y/o male, with the misfortune of hearing only male voices. Not a single woman upstairs. We make great conversation but can only take so much of each other, and none of us clean up. Ideally seeking my female counterpart in the mirror situation. Please have between 3 and 6 female voices (not counting THE ONE). Only people in control of their voices please, the last thing I need is someone who lets the lessers drive. If you respond to this please don't do so as one of your subs. I want THE ONES to match first and then we can slowly introduce our subs to eachother if it seems to work out. Prefer to meet around Motor Parkway in the region where it is south of the LIE. Please do not respond asking me if I'm the keymaster, because ha ha very funny I've heard that before. Yes I saw that movie too, thank you, you are very witty. OK! LEts do this. Motor Parkway, female voices.

P.S. Please meet a standard level of hygiene.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

What do YOU think??

I'm not sure I'm seein' the resemblance...

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

The Wrong Family was put down