What's in a name?
So "the" Scientology spawn has arrived. I can't tell you how incredibly SAD I feel for Katie Holmes. I think she is in waaaaaaay over her head. Not with motherhood, but with her baby daddy--He Who Shall Not Be Named.
I can't escape the feeling that, while she should be overjoyed at her baby's arrival, there is a cloud hanging over her. WIll this baby truly ever be her own? I dunno. And will the DNA results become public that this is NOT that particular Scientologist's genetic match? Time will tell.
As for the baby's name? Suri is short for "Surreal," which this whole thing is.
I can't escape the feeling that, while she should be overjoyed at her baby's arrival, there is a cloud hanging over her. WIll this baby truly ever be her own? I dunno. And will the DNA results become public that this is NOT that particular Scientologist's genetic match? Time will tell.
As for the baby's name? Suri is short for "Surreal," which this whole thing is.
posted by Michele in Michigan at 10:08 AM
12 Comments:
I read somewhere that TinyTom was going to eat the placenta, and the quote said something about how he thought it would be "nutritious."
He-who-shall-not-be-named is hilarious! He is batshit crazy. I feel sorry for Katie too. I think she doesn't have a clue
My thoughts exactly!!
Perhaps Mr. Mapother will eat the placenta with a piquant soy-wasabi sauce, a la COOCHIE SUSHI?
Anne... wasn't there a South Park episode where one of the boys were mistaken for the reincarnated L. Ron?
GOOD TIMES!!
Poor young nieve Katie! I am surprised Nicole put up with him for so long.
He who shall not be named - I don't care who you are that's funny right there!
What grinds me about Cruise-azy is no one has the guts to stand up to this creepoid and tell him he is a flaming asshole. (Granted, Brooke responded, after he insulted her career, the prick).
Isn't there ANYone in that town, like a Spielberg or a Brian Grazer that will stand up and say "Enough! I'm not giving into your tents, your speeches, you seminars with the crew, nothing!" Don't these producers and movie execs, and yes other celebs, have ENOUGH money that they can take the time out for a little integrity to say what everyone is thinking? Why do they shirk from this whackjob? Can't Nicole let loose with with a few well-placed tidbits to hurt his career? Everyone is so bloody afraid of him hurting THEIR careers, they cower when it comes time to say, "Yes! He is a bonafide psycho!"
Cruise-azy makes my skin crawl. When I see that young Katie wrap herself around him, I physically recoil. Ew.
OK. I feel better now. ::Wiping brow::
**Maybe I had better check my own crazy meter...
Oh and bwah ha ha at the use of "Mr. Mapother" Brilliant!!
Maven-- EWWWWW lolol. And I think it's true because of the calm manner in which he was refuting the rumors on TV. And I LOVED that South Park episode LOLOL
Patti cake--I totally agree. Her demeanor reminds me of a battered woman. Even if she HAD a clue, I have the inkling that she feels powerless to do anything about it now.
Lazymama--hey there!
Anne-- he is a FREAK
Sarsaparilla--I do, too. I sure hope he doesn't favor this child more than the older two.
Cheeky--I think control was one of the reasons he "picked" Katie. With any luck, she will outgrow that shit REAL quickly LOL
Jae--good point! What IS wrong with Hollywood?
NuggetMaven- haha I have seen that episode of South Park. "DAD! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet." hahaha awesome.
-Schmancer
Oh dear -- Schmancer reads this blog - looks like I will have to tidy up my grammar. Wouldn't wnat him to think his aunt Jae was anything less than wunnerful.
(You gonna daaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!)
when will Katie realize that that dude is gay. Well she probably already has because of the whole artificial insemination thing. I don't believe that's his kid.
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