Corrupting Young Minds Since 1987
I really need to shut up when I am in the car with my impressionable Schmancer. While running errands today, we spotted a brand new Corvette driven by a well-dressed young man. The personalized license plate said "Eduardo."
Schmancer (sarcastically): "Do you think that his name is 'Eduardo'?"
Me (not so sarcastically): "I think perhaps he is Eduardo's BITCH."
Laughter ensued.
I then shook my head and realized that I really, REALLY need to keep my mouth shut.
Schmancer (sarcastically): "Do you think that his name is 'Eduardo'?"
Me (not so sarcastically): "I think perhaps he is Eduardo's BITCH."
Laughter ensued.
I then shook my head and realized that I really, REALLY need to keep my mouth shut.
posted by Michele in Michigan at 8:07 PM
11 Comments:
Either that or you should come out with euphemisms like my sister does. F*ck becomes "French and Italian!" Don't know why she picked salad dressings!
Ha that cracked em up. I have a feeling Schmancer prolly is on the way to thinking like good old Mom anyway!
Michele, you done good with Schmancer. He sounds like an absolute joy. Keep up the good work!
P.S. I STILL burst into laughter whenever I remember your "old cheese and loneliness" post.
He is SO much like me, it's scary. I took him into work with me the other night (at 2am LOL) for a retirement party.
They all took one look at him and as soon as he conversed, they KNEW he was my son LOL. He really IS a great kid.
HA.
Yeh, you and me honey.
I need to SEW my mouth shut though.
PERMANATELY.
Ahahahahahhahah! That's the funniest thing I've read all day!
Giggles
BTW I moved the blog--email me for the info.
I don't understand what you said that was wrong? Speak freely around the kiddies...I know I do.
Bwahaha!!!! You are my hero!
You really need to update this fucking blog you HAB.
HUGS.
Bring on the funny mmmkay.
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