Tuesday, October 11, 2005

I Caved...

I caved and did "that" thing. I entered "Michele needs" into Google & here's what I got:

Michele needs our prayers.
Michele needs our prayers. (again)
Michele needs your prayers.
(I am sensing a theme here...)
Michele needs to be more careful with her voodoo.
Michele needs to be healed desperately!

Now I have to wonder: how did I fuck up my voodoo so badly that I now need to be healed so desperately? I tend to be very thorough in whatever I do, so it surprises me that I fucked up voodoo.

And that whole prayer thing? Well, um...I'd really prefer that you send me fine, high quality European chocolate instead, thanks!


Blogger Laurie said...

Here's my list:

Laurie needs an enema
Laurie needs help!
Laurie needs prodigal son
Laurie needs help asap
Laurie needs a read
Laurie needs etiquette and nettiquette lessons

I need help because I'm full of shit and will need a book to read while sitting on the can, and it's not ladylike or polite to fart loudly and stink up the bathroom... I'm not sure where the prodigal son comes in.


1:34 PM  
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Here's mine:

Jen needs some help
Jen needs a break
Jen needs to have a session or two with a therapist
Jen needs to get back to reality
Jen needs a place to stay for the night
Jen needs a new heating system
Jen needs to get a grip
Jen needs to flee
Jen needs to be punished
Jen needs a nice fur-covered dress
Jen needs to be reminded that HARRISON FORD appears on her 'Fake Boyfriend'

Holy crap, this is fun!

10:48 AM  
Blogger karla said...

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12:08 AM  
Blogger karla said...

Mine was kind of colorful since there was a serial killer with my name who was thoroughly dragged through the press. Here's mine list:

Karla needs medication
Karla needs her momma now
Karla needs some cash
Karla needs to concentrate on grammar
Karla needs a sidekick
Karla needs protection
Karla needs more ammo
Karla needs to get off the computer
Karla needs a new pair of shoes
Karla needs to get intoxicated
Karla needs to die
Karla needs to stay away from our planet
Karla needs to be raped and tortured
Karla needs to be sitting in a jail cell for the rest of her life
Karla needs a makeover
Karla needs to just get over it
Karla needs killin'
Karla needs some luvin'
Karla needs a bedtime story
Karla needs to party
Karla needs to be afraid
Karla needs to be seduced
Karla needs to be punished
Karla needs to be back in an institution
Karla needs to get some hot action
Karla needs an interpreter

I could do this all day! And as it turns out, most of those things on that list are true.

12:09 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

How funny... I was just googling "Michele needs", and I got your blog! I also got "Michele needs to write another book SOON!" Anyway... "hi" from another "Michele".

1:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I also typed in "Michele needs" and got your blog, I also need to write another book soon....spooky...

By the way another Michele, check out this web site for writing a book in a month, it is great.. Nanowrimo.com

From yet another Michele to another Michele to another.

6:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey michele from michigan!
michele from michiana here! (if ur not from southern mi, then i'll tell u that is a cute lil name 4 those of us living near the in/mi border! b4 u think this chick is cccrrraazzzyyyy!)
i too was doing the michele needs and came 2 ur blog...cool
u sound like a credit 2 the one L michele's of the world!
visit myspace sometime if ur ever in the area!http://www.myspace.com/115254096
one L Micheles ROCK!

3:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Los Angeles gone?
hydrocodone and acetaminophen

11:48 PM  
Anonymous Michele W. said...

ha ha - I typed in "Michele needs" in Google & got your blog - thanks for the smiles!! :o)

3:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another 1 L Michele here, also known as Mikki - which I saw in your address line! Creepy...

10:29 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

Michele D. here and I did that myspace michele needs thing too LOL What we do when we have too much time on our hands huh?

- Michele from Middletown, NY

7:54 AM  
Anonymous Karla said...

Haha I also did the myspace thing. However i am not a michele. I'm a Karla and it picked it up from your comments.

12:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahhh I picked up yours from google doing this too! creepy.


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