Sunday, March 19, 2006

I need yo hepp

I need my own web template. Something that, in your opinion, screams "This is soooo YOU!"

I bought Adobe Creative Suite 2 Premium edition. This was perhaps a bit premature of me since I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE WHAT TO DO WITH IT! I know enough to be dangerous. Perhaps buried within my delusions of grandeur is exactly such a template. Not likely, but I'm hopeful.

I welcome all suggestions. And I welcome all creative assistance. And if you actually want to create it, I'll um........ I don't know WHAT I'll do hehe

So throw some ideas at me--colors, graphics...anything that you feel would express who and what you see when you come here & read. I reserve the right to NOT post your submitted pics of any fecal matter, so there.


Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

Dang! Just when I was going to email you Pisser's sparkle poo pic!!

8:20 PM  
Blogger espresso bean said...

Michele, you have given me an extra poke of guilt for not bothering to think about my New Year's resolution once since December 31st last year. It was to learn enough web design to actually make pages, even if I needed help with the way cool parts.

There is a young woman I know, and I mean young as in around 20-ish, who likes to do web stuff for fun. I will ask her if she wants to hepp yu owwt.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Serra said...

I think the guy who did mine has a bunch of free skins--the link's on my blog.

12:19 PM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

Wel, if your new and improved website isn't going to feature my poo, I'm simply not interested...

Although I will say, you should have some kind of nurse image on your new template.

2:07 PM  
Blogger wmy said...

OMG...I am so with ya on the clueless part. I didn't even know how to get a profile pic when I first started my blog...but, throught the kind and sometimes sarcastic help of my fellow bloggers, I finally got one...its the orangatan(SP?) hehehahaha...good luck sweetie...I hope you figure it out so you can help me!! LOL

6:53 PM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

Ooooh, an Extreme Blog Makeover!

But no poop? What fun is THAT??

I think of you as almost Cheshire-cat-like -- with a big ol' smirk, hiding a bunch of snark-assed comments. (But the purple and pink wouldn't be good colors for your blog.)

9:26 PM  
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

You need that cat's big asshole pic from a few posts back. It rules.

Jen (your partner in evilness)

5:56 PM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

Oh, Gods, yes. Boots' Bung needs to be immortalized in your blog.

7:10 PM  
Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

How about something along the lines of Nurse Rachet?

I've enjoyed the panapoly of photos you've provided, to represent the characters in your family... perhaps you can add those into the template as well?

3:55 PM  
Blogger Michele in Michigan said...

Maven: that sparkle poo WAS quite attractive! Nurse Ratchet, I dunno. It's so funny but I am one of the KINDEST nurses you will ever encounter, but a total snarky bitch here LOLOL

Espresso bean: I will accept offers of help with great enthusiasm!

Serra: I was looking at Se7en's stuff :)

anne: Maybe a nurse's cap--I am thinking humorous...

wmy: I LOVE that orangutan!

CrankyP: hmmmm....cheshire cat...

Jen: maybe I could make a subtle background of that a repeating pattern so faint that when one FINALLY realizes what it IS, they'd say "WTF!" hehehe

9:51 PM  

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