Friday, January 06, 2006

Meteorologists

How the FUCK does an everyday news reporter become a meteorologist overnight? There is a weather guy who pronounces it "Meaty Urologist."

Is it wrong for me to feel all tingly in my pee-pee place?

15 Comments:

Blogger Serra said...

Who's the reporter? I gotta see this!

3:19 PM  
Blogger Pokey said...

LMAO. It's nice to know you are tingling!

4:30 PM  
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Meaty Urologist. I'm NEVER gonna be able to get THAT out of my head. Awesome.

6:22 PM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

If your "meaty urologust" is making your pee-pee place tingly, I recommend pyrimidine. It'll turn your pee orange!!

6:36 PM  
Blogger Big Cute Lady said...

That is just sick. Cause now I feel all tingly. Thanks a lot! I have not have this much action in months.....

8:43 PM  
Blogger GC PHILO said...

Screw meteorologist qualifications. When I was living in the Czech Republic, the weather reports there were something to behold. It was just a stripper who would come on screen butt-naked and get dressed according to how cold it would be the next day. I've got some pictures of it on my blog from 2 or 3 entries ago. No confusing the news and the weather when that's the case, trust me!

8:54 PM  
Blogger wmy said...

hey ho...thanks for cummin to my blog! You know those Meaty urologist are all a bunch of fucking liars anyway dont ya? I find the best remedy for a tingly pee pee place is to just go ahead and rub it!

1:03 AM  
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

That tingly feeling in your pee-pee place has little to do with the weather.

It's just like dear old Grandpappy used to say when Floyd was very young: "Sonny, the best cure for blueballs is to rub them until they're red"

1:32 AM  
Blogger snaps79 said...

I need a meaty urologist, pronto. The meant's been sparse for months now.

1:54 PM  
Blogger SignGurl said...

A Meaty Urologist scares me. No, maybe a skinny Urologist is worse. I don't know but neither makes my pee pee place tingly.

2:35 PM  
Blogger Kami said...

That's prolly how W says it, too. ;)

8:27 PM  
Blogger kimmyk said...

i'm hungry now.

9:46 PM  
Blogger Pissy Britches said...

You made me laugh out loud at that shit girl.
Yes, it is cool for your pee pee to feel all violated.
WTF is up with that.
Meaty Urologist.
Is your vagina nice and MEATY?

9:47 PM  
Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

Any hosebag with a computer can become a weather person these days.

And I'm mulling over the meaty urologist bit! Is the urologist meaty or is the patient meaty? I'm cornphewzed.

10:36 PM  
Blogger Cinny said...

I am a nurse and work closely with several urologists. The difference between them and God? God doesn't think he's a urologist.

7:56 AM  

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