Create Your Own Levels of Hell (well, sort of)
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo
Democrats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Scientologists, General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Republicans
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Uday Hussein, Qusay Hussein
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Saddam Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands
Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
NAMBLA Members, pedophiles & child abusers
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
If I had any experience in HTML, I would've created my OWN quiz. My choices would have included:
loud cell phone users (we're so interested in what you have to say!)
shitty drivers (out of blinker fluid, severely merging-impaired etc)
rude service providers (Don't like your job? Get another one!)
health care providers lacking compassion
people lacking common sense
mean people
STUPID PEOPLE
selfish people
those with an unearned sense of entitlement (they "deserve" it)
chronic welfare collectors (a way of life for generations)
child abusers & pedophiles
animal abusers
students who can't write, spell or put together a coherent thought
the teachers who PASS them
those using words whose meaning they don't know
people without a sense of humor, those who can't take a joke
asshats who created the culture of "political correctness"
human predators of all types
radio execs deciding it's OK to play Christmas music 24/7 starting 10/31
Disclaimer: this list is in no way complete! Add your thoughts to the list!
7 Comments:
I love this idea!
George Bush is worse than Hussein's sons? What planet are you from, anyway?
What about people who say "EYE-talian" instead if "IH-talian"? They deserve to fucking BURN!
That just rocks. Totally rocks.
Those who leave their buggy in the middle of the aisle and talk on their cell phones while trying to pick out peanut butter and don't notice that you need to get past.
When I read "buggy" in the above comment, I immediately thought of the Amish.
Fucking Amish!! Move your goddamn buggies!!!!!
my boss!
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