Thursday, December 15, 2005

Create Your Own Levels of Hell (well, sort of)

Unfortunately, the creator of this quiz pre-selected those destined for different levels of Hell. You are only able to add ONE of your own personal choices, and you aren't able to delete any of the others. Personally, I would have had the Democrats and Republicans on the same level since I believe that all politicians, once they've achieved their goal of being placed in office, forget why they are SUPPOSED to be there. Oh well.

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Scientologists, General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Circle IV Rolling Weights

Uday Hussein, Qusay Hussein
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Saddam Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

NAMBLA Members, pedophiles & child abusers
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

If I had any experience in HTML, I would've created my OWN quiz. My choices would have included:

loud cell phone users (we're so interested in what you have to say!)
shitty drivers (out of blinker fluid, severely merging-impaired etc)
rude service providers (Don't like your job? Get another one!)
health care providers lacking compassion
people lacking common sense
mean people
selfish people
those with an unearned sense of entitlement (they "deserve" it)
chronic welfare collectors (a way of life for generations)
child abusers & pedophiles
animal abusers
students who can't write, spell or put together a coherent thought
the teachers who PASS them
those using words whose meaning they don't know
people without a sense of humor, those who can't take a joke
asshats who created the culture of "political correctness"
human predators of all types
radio execs deciding it's OK to play Christmas music 24/7 starting 10/31

Disclaimer: this list is in no way complete! Add your thoughts to the list!


Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

I love this idea!

10:13 PM  
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

George Bush is worse than Hussein's sons? What planet are you from, anyway?

2:43 PM  
Blogger wordgirl said...

Men who produce a child and then run out on it physically/financially/emotionaly.

Book banners/burners.

Pat Robertson

4:20 PM  
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

What about people who say "EYE-talian" instead if "IH-talian"? They deserve to fucking BURN!

6:47 PM  
Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

That just rocks. Totally rocks.

3:34 AM  
Blogger Southern Fried Girl said...

Those who leave their buggy in the middle of the aisle and talk on their cell phones while trying to pick out peanut butter and don't notice that you need to get past.

10:46 AM  
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

When I read "buggy" in the above comment, I immediately thought of the Amish.

Fucking Amish!! Move your goddamn buggies!!!!!

2:04 PM  
Blogger Me said...

Hey girl, I am fine. Just had a little someone telling wife problem. So had to change the blog a little. Thank you for worrying about me.....

8:52 PM  
Blogger Laurie said...

Sean Hannity
Bill O'Reilly
Rush Limbaugh

George W Bush
Dick Cheney

Cheney is actually Satan in disguise, I believe.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Cheetarah1980 said...

my boss!

10:56 PM  

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