You cancelled yourself, man
To the guy in the business suit at lunch today: I was really gonna give you your props for taking that loud-ass cell phone call immediately out of the dining area.
However...
The fact that you didn't think TWICE about blowing the most vile fart in the 4'x4' heated vestibule negated that desire.
Tearfully yours,
Me
However...
The fact that you didn't think TWICE about blowing the most vile fart in the 4'x4' heated vestibule negated that desire.
Tearfully yours,
Me
posted by Michele in Michigan at 1:34 PM
10 Comments:
Aw, shit!
I'd have had to hand him a book of matches, and kindly request that he blow himself...up.
But I find I'm getting more and more ornery as the semester progresses.
WoO. Farts + heat = bad business...I've experienced that on the bus.
It's amazing how just one individual can stink up an entire city bus/metro train car.
Yanno, those Glade Press & Fresh things are so discreet. You can carry them in your purse or coat pocket, and are quite handy to mace errant farters. PUBLICLY. Love it!
heh heh heh :) thanks for coming by and saying hello :)
Good God woman.
Shit.
Fart and shit stories. Floyd is always amazed at the quality of content on this site. Perhaps you should be pitching "WTF" to the Bravo network?
look, some folks just have persistant gas, alright. no need to put them on blast....hahaha...get it...on "blast." Whhoooo, I crack myself up. Oh yeah, funny story.
Re: vile farts
I found that the Jalapeno Burger offered at TGIFridays (which contains: fried jalapenos, pepper jack cheese, spicy chipotle mayo and pico de gallo), when augmented with a nice helping of raw, red onion and extra mayo produces the rankest, spiciest, tangiest, most nose-hair-burningest farts. It's like you're farting radioactive effluvia.
Whilst consuming the aforementioned burger, I just KNEW the damage it was going to make.
u r a complete crack up..first time visitor..
I come from MI...but I dont live there anymore..so I gotta show ya the love..
keep up the funnies...
too bad about the nasty fart..what a man whore
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