What?
Haven't any of you ever been abandoned before? Jesus H. Christ. You whiny-ass baby (you know who you are, Floyd) hehehe
I will come up with something witty SOON. I just had a lonnnnng stretch of work, taking classes and teaching classes. Lemme see what kind of word vomit I can come up with later, mmmkay?
And I'll leave you with a final thought to tide you over: Did you know that those smooth-as-a-baby's-ass shaved cooters that you covet can resemble the shiny, near-transparent, over-collagened, lemon-sized lips of most Hollywood celebrities? S'true. They don't even fit inside regular panties.
I can see the ads at birthing centers all over America: "Now you, too, can have lips like a Hollywood starlet!" Too bad they won't be on your face.
I will come up with something witty SOON. I just had a lonnnnng stretch of work, taking classes and teaching classes. Lemme see what kind of word vomit I can come up with later, mmmkay?
And I'll leave you with a final thought to tide you over: Did you know that those smooth-as-a-baby's-ass shaved cooters that you covet can resemble the shiny, near-transparent, over-collagened, lemon-sized lips of most Hollywood celebrities? S'true. They don't even fit inside regular panties.
I can see the ads at birthing centers all over America: "Now you, too, can have lips like a Hollywood starlet!" Too bad they won't be on your face.
posted by Michele in Michigan at 3:04 PM
9 Comments:
It's about time you came back.My life hasn't been the same.
Quit that damn job.
Floyd knows precisely who he is: someone who isn't fucking lazy about posting to his site. He is someone who doesn't make a bunch of lame-ass excuses about work and school and other like tripe.
And who says Floyd covets shaved meow-meow? Floyd isn't saying it's untrue, but who said that, anyway?
And what brought that thought on to begin with? Is this a desperate housewives sort of thing?
Hey, is that something shiny on the floor?.....
Shaved meow-meow.....sounds like a good name for a band.
Actually, shaved it looks like a RAW CHICKEN WING.
Floyd would have thought the term in the frosty north would be "moose knuckle".
Things I learned today while reading this post:
1. Shaved meow-meow.
2. Piss flaps.
3. Sausage wallet.
4. Moose knuckle.
5. Sadly, in Michelle's line of work, I suspect she sees entirely too much of items 1-4.
I'm looking forward to that vomit, Michelle... make mine 98.6, with extra bile!!
I must add the following to the list:
Meat Curtains
Meathole
Meat Saddle
SEE??? Michele was giving Floyd seven tons of bullshit for saying it's time to post again. Then, she posts. Fun follows.
Again, Floyd poses to Michele: what the fuck?
I had found your site, read most of it, then LOST IT! Ironically, I was just thinking of your site today, and how much I enjoyed reading it.
I was just reading someone comments...Jessica Rabbits I think...and was clicking on various sites and low and behold!
No, i'm not a stalker. But was actually excited that I found your site again that I'm linking to it now so it dosent get lost again.
Ok, back to reading.
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