Thursday, November 17, 2005

What?

Haven't any of you ever been abandoned before? Jesus H. Christ. You whiny-ass baby (you know who you are, Floyd) hehehe

I will come up with something witty SOON. I just had a lonnnnng stretch of work, taking classes and teaching classes. Lemme see what kind of word vomit I can come up with later, mmmkay?

And I'll leave you with a final thought to tide you over: Did you know that those smooth-as-a-baby's-ass shaved cooters that you covet can resemble the shiny, near-transparent, over-collagened, lemon-sized lips of most Hollywood celebrities? S'true. They don't even fit inside regular panties.

I can see the ads at birthing centers all over America: "Now you, too, can have lips like a Hollywood starlet!" Too bad they won't be on your face.

12 Comments:

Anonymous JaeFox said...

It's about time you came back.My life hasn't been the same.

Quit that damn job.

4:32 PM  
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Floyd knows precisely who he is: someone who isn't fucking lazy about posting to his site. He is someone who doesn't make a bunch of lame-ass excuses about work and school and other like tripe.

And who says Floyd covets shaved meow-meow? Floyd isn't saying it's untrue, but who said that, anyway?

And what brought that thought on to begin with? Is this a desperate housewives sort of thing?

Hey, is that something shiny on the floor?.....

4:34 PM  
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Shaved meow-meow.....sounds like a good name for a band.

7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, shaved it looks like a RAW CHICKEN WING.

8:16 PM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

Shaved chicken wing...well, if I wasn't vegetarian before, I am now.

Up here, in the frosty north, we call em "beef curtains."

11:35 PM  
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Floyd would have thought the term in the frosty north would be "moose knuckle".

10:15 AM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

Floyd,
"Moose knuckles" refers to when a lady's underpant/spandex biker shorts are pulled up so tight, one can see her uterus. Akin to the infamous and disturbing "camel toe".
Of course, one also has the choice of "pissflaps" and "sausage wallet", although I find the last one a little phallocentric. After all, not all wallets allow admittance to the sausage.

10:49 AM  
Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

Things I learned today while reading this post:

1. Shaved meow-meow.
2. Piss flaps.
3. Sausage wallet.
4. Moose knuckle.
5. Sadly, in Michelle's line of work, I suspect she sees entirely too much of items 1-4.

I'm looking forward to that vomit, Michelle... make mine 98.6, with extra bile!!

12:47 PM  
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

I must add the following to the list:

Meat Curtains
Meathole
Meat Saddle

2:13 PM  
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

SEE??? Michele was giving Floyd seven tons of bullshit for saying it's time to post again. Then, she posts. Fun follows.

Again, Floyd poses to Michele: what the fuck?

8:25 PM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

Meat Saddle!! OMG!

Nice one!

10:58 PM  
Anonymous lawbrat said...

I had found your site, read most of it, then LOST IT! Ironically, I was just thinking of your site today, and how much I enjoyed reading it.
I was just reading someone comments...Jessica Rabbits I think...and was clicking on various sites and low and behold!

No, i'm not a stalker. But was actually excited that I found your site again that I'm linking to it now so it dosent get lost again.

Ok, back to reading.

7:06 PM  

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