Friday, October 13, 2006

Eiffel of Penis: A Fun New Game?

First, some background information: My poor 19 year old daughter caught a glimpse of my husband's naughty bits while he was sleeping. She'd walked into our bedroom, slowly, to see if his feet were covered (if his FEET are covered, it's a pretty safe bet that his schwaangas are covered, too). Not this time. Poor kid is scarred for life.

Fast forward about 2 weeks: The kids and I are trying to remove boxes from the master bedroom while my husband was sleeping.

My son, 13, started chuckling and whispered, "This is just like that game 'Don't Wake Daddy.'"

My daughter didn't miss a beat, replying, "Yeah, but in THAT game, you DON'T get an eyeful of PENIS!"

Needless to say, we hightailed it outta there so we wouldn't wake daddy hehehehehe