Sunday, September 17, 2006

Gotta love craigslist :D

craigslist.org is handy for picking up cheap/free stuff, but this belongs in a world of its own:

M w/ male voices in my head, seeking F counterpart w/ female voices - m4w

25 y/o male, with the misfortune of hearing only male voices. Not a single woman upstairs. We make great conversation but can only take so much of each other, and none of us clean up. Ideally seeking my female counterpart in the mirror situation. Please have between 3 and 6 female voices (not counting THE ONE). Only people in control of their voices please, the last thing I need is someone who lets the lessers drive. If you respond to this please don't do so as one of your subs. I want THE ONES to match first and then we can slowly introduce our subs to eachother if it seems to work out. Prefer to meet around Motor Parkway in the region where it is south of the LIE. Please do not respond asking me if I'm the keymaster, because ha ha very funny I've heard that before. Yes I saw that movie too, thank you, you are very witty. OK! LEts do this. Motor Parkway, female voices.

P.S. Please meet a standard level of hygiene.

12 Comments:

Blogger Samantha said...

Seriously?!

I smell a Patrick Bateman

9:13 PM  
Blogger CP said...

Ha! I used to live right off of Motor Parkway, exit 58 off the Long Island Expressway.

Hm. Wonder if I went to high school with this guy? *LOL*

Psycho.

CP.

10:22 PM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

I ma torn between a deeply gripping compassion and the urge to laugh my big pink ass off.

Holy crap!

1:03 AM  
Blogger Serra said...

This guy either needs treatment for his MPD or needs to be slapped sillier for making fun of it.

1:28 AM  
Blogger J R Estelle said...

Uh... and that's all I'm saying.

8:03 AM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

I'm with serra.

12:25 PM  
Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

I love Ubersite for the same reasons, Michelle!!

2:18 PM  
Blogger Celebrate Woo-Woo said...

Wow...just wow;>

8:56 PM  
Blogger Cheetarah1980 said...

Are you serious? No you're not. You made that up. Yep, you made it up.

11:59 AM  
Blogger Pisser said...

Do NOT, under any circumstances, meet Voices 4-6 in a vacant lot, as they like to kill women.

9:29 PM  
Blogger Laurie said...

craigslist is always a great source of comedy!

good to see ya back at it :-)

4:16 PM  
Blogger Maha said...

That just made my day!! Like the above commenter I'm torn between compassion and mockery!

10:08 PM  

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