I Could Fuck a Bitch UP

Have you ever encountered such surreal bullshit in your life that you just want to shake your head, tell someone to STFU and then slap the living SHIT out of them? Such has been my overwhelming desire for the past couple of weeks, since taking my daughter to college. At the risk of going to jail for doing some serious bodily harm to a bitch, I blog it here instead.

What have we done to/for our children if they show NO remorse for ignoring the very basic requirements of a polite society? The very basic requirements of belonging to the human race?

I give you this

Now, children, for a crash course in being a decent human being, since you hyenas were never taught by your parents:

A Few Rules for Psychological Happiness--Some of the Basics:

Respect:
The right to exist without harassment. Don't fuck with anybody.

The right to one's own beliefs:
If you do not want to be told what to think or do
then do not tell anyone else what to think or do.

Derogatory Name Calling:
Derogatory name calling is disrespectful! The
right of all people to be happy is greater than
one individual's right of free speech. Speak
freely if your speech does not hurt the basic
rights of another to be happy and live without
harassment. Why should unhappiness exist just so
one person can be happy at someone else's expense?

Privacy:
If what I do or say makes me happy and does not
hurt you (negatively affect you're rights of life,
liberty and the basic needs of happiness) then
WHAT I DO OR SAY IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

Get Rid of Your Magical Thinking:
Mind reading, fortune telling, assuming - we think we can read other peoples minds and feelings, or foretell the future, and then act as if what we assume is the reality. We often create self-fulfilling prophecies this way.

Don't STAR in the Soap Opera:
Blowing things out of proportion, playing the "King or Queen of tragedy." Some of us are addicted to "Trauma Dramas" and want the excitement and intensity of dramatic scenes while others of us are terrified of conflict. It is quite common in codependent relationships to have one person who is over-indulgent and dramatic emotionally coupled with someone who wants to avoid conflict and emotions at all costs.

Personalizing and Blame:
Blaming yourself for something you weren't entirely responsible for, or for how someone else feels. Conversely, you may blame other people, external events, or fate, while overlooking how your own attitudes and behavior may have contributed to a problem.

Straighten up, and GROW up, you fucking bitches. That's all I have to say about that. For now.